idyllicmonkeys:

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

living-for-good:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

I love this so much

that fucking smile in the last one made me smile so wide ahhhh

literally my favourite thing ever

llllucy:

Me at parties

llllucy:

Me at parties

asylum-art:

asylum-art:

Photographer: Paulina Otylie Surys

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rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 

grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

youwish-youcould:

thefatgawd:

breakingnews:

FBI investigating alleged photo hack of Jennifer Lawrence, others
NBC News: The FBI and Apple announced Monday that they are investigating an apparent hacking of iCloud accounts that lead to photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other female stars being posted online.
A spokesperson for Lawrence said the incident was “a flagrant violation of privacy” and that authorities were poised to prosecute anyone who posted the photos.
Follow updates on BreakingNews.com.
Photo: Actress Jennifer Lawrence on the red carpet of the 2014 Academy Awards. Jordan Strauss / AP

The goddamn FBI is investigating nudes being leaked but we couldn’t even get them to stomp out crooked cops tear gassing citizens for protesting.

Facts

youwish-youcould:

thefatgawd:

breakingnews:

FBI investigating alleged photo hack of Jennifer Lawrence, others

NBC NewsThe FBI and Apple announced Monday that they are investigating an apparent hacking of iCloud accounts that lead to photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other female stars being posted online.

A spokesperson for Lawrence said the incident was “a flagrant violation of privacy” and that authorities were poised to prosecute anyone who posted the photos.

Follow updates on BreakingNews.com.

Photo: Actress Jennifer Lawrence on the red carpet of the 2014 Academy Awards. Jordan Strauss / AP

The goddamn FBI is investigating nudes being leaked but we couldn’t even get them to stomp out crooked cops tear gassing citizens for protesting.

Facts

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

oz-kills:

cumaeansibyl:


kleenexwoman:

ANGLERFISH MERMAID OH MY FUCKING GOD

she looks like an illustration from a 1970s beauty product ad and I am so here for that

cumaeansibyl:

kleenexwoman:

ANGLERFISH MERMAID OH MY FUCKING GOD

she looks like an illustration from a 1970s beauty product ad and I am so here for that

When I offer to share my food with someone just to be nice and then they actually take me up on it

whatshouldwecallme:

  • Publisher: Handel, don't write the coloratura line to look like fire.
  • Handel: I'm gonna write it so it looks like fire.
  • Publisher: Handel...
  • Handel: Shh.

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much